Step One: Refer to the preschool Easter Egg Hunt as the Bear Hunt.
Step Two: Refuse to look at your mother for all Easter Egg Hunting pictures.
Step Three: When the Easter Egg Hunt begins, grab your basket and run to find
Step Four: Pick up an egg and shake it. If it rattles, go to step six.
If it does not rattle, go to step five.
Step Five: Throw down the egg that doesn’t rattle and repeat step four.
Step Six: Place the egg in your basket.
Step Seven: Bust open your eggs and ingest entirely too much sugar rapidly…
while refusing to look at your mother.